Five Years Trying to Win the Flower Show Vegetable Animal Class

Five Years Trying to Win the Flower Show Vegetable Animal Class

 

Highly Commended: a large baking potato –

   its shape already reminiscent of the humpback whale –

   set on a plate, surrounded by cabbage

   shredded from the centre of the head

   where its waves are tightest.

   Eyes for a blowhole, and also for eyes.

 

Highly Commended: a crocodile

   in cucumber, a sliced out wedge

   for a gaping mouth, radish teeth and feet,

   and winding down its curving spine,

   a double crest of battlements, contrived

   from cocktail sticks and arrow-heads of swede.

 

Highly Commended: a glossy purple eggplant

   as the body of a bird of paradise,

   wings from tiers of rocket, mint and carrot tops,

   comb from sprouting mustard seed and dill.

   Beak a nutshell, tongue a nut,

   side-dish of summer fruits, its song.

 

Third Place: the coconut gorilla.

   A corn dolly armature whose stooky thighs

   and sloping head are covered

   in the cracked off shells of coconuts,

   the pile of the coconut fibres

   precisely a match for the nap of gorilla pelt.

 

Highly Commended: an aquarium of fish.  

   Goldfish, guppies and angelfish whittled

   from melons, peaches and artichokes.

   Highly skilled engraving suggests drift and flurry,

   fins and scales. A year’s work wasted on the system

   which blows bubbles fat as berries from their mouths.

 

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One thought on “Five Years Trying to Win the Flower Show Vegetable Animal Class

  1. juliabird April 12, 2008 / 7:49 pm

    … I used to live in a town which had an annual flower show – competitions for big leeks, floofy chrysanthemums etc. I don’t remember entering this actual class, but I did win fourth prize in the cheese straws category one year. The poem was published in Tim Wells’ Rising magazine.

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